Dead Cat Test

Hee hee...

> Out of the mouths of babes comes the Dead Cat Test, a true story:

> A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat.
> She asked if  it was dead or alive.
>"Dead," she was informed.
>"How do you know?", she asked.
>"Because I pissed in his ear and it didn't move," said the child >
> innocently.
>"You did WHAT?!?", the teacher squealed in surprise.
>"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'pssst' and he 
didn't move."