Fwd: FW: word lovers- So funny (fwd)

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The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers totake 
any word from the dictionary, and alter it by adding, subtracting, or
changing. 
 
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts untilyou 
realize it was your money to start with. 
 
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 
 
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stopsbright 
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows littlesign 
of breaking down in the near future. 
 
4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of 
getting 
laid. 
 
5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders thesubject 
financially impotent for an indefinite period. 
 
6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 
 
7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and theperson 
who 
doesn't get it. 
 
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are runninglate. 
 
9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. 
 
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 
 
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all thesereally 
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
serious bummer. 
 
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the
dayconsuming 
only things that are good for you. 
 
13. Glibido: All talk and no action. 
 
14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter whenthey 
come at you rapidly. 
 
15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just afteryou've 
accidentally walked through a spider web. 
 
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets intoyour 
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 
 
17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub inthe 
fruit you're eating. 
 
And the pick of the literature: 
 
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. 
 
 
 
 
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