Most Impressive

Made me think of you guys.  See y'both soon.

					Jer  =)

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"Actually, I'm a Chemistry *Super* Freak, but I still need a gun."
			-Nicholas Cage, "The Rock"
Jeremy N. Bernstein				waoreafgrva@jrfyrlna.rqh
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 > >     Please Read the following passage and the succeeding interpretation:
 >      
 >      Luke:  "You fought in the clone wars." 
 >      
 >      Ben:  "I was once a Jedi Knight the same as your father."
 >      
 >      Luke:  "My father didn't fight in the wars.  He was a navigator on a 
 >      space freighter."
 >      
 >      Ben:  "That's what your Uncle told you.  He didn't hold with your 
 >      father's ideals.  He thought he should stay home.  Not gotten 
 >      involved."
 >      
 >      Luke:  "I wish I had known him."
 >      
 >      Ben:  "He was a cunning warrior, and the best star pilot in the 
 >      galaxy. I understand you've become quite a good pilot yourself.  And 
 >      he was a good friend. For over a thousand years the Jedi Knight 
 >      protected the galaxy. Before the dark times.   Before the Empire"
 >      
 >      Luke:  "How did my father die?"
 >      
 >      Ben:  "A young Jedi Knight named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of
mine 
 >      until he turned to evil, helped the Emporer hunt down and destroy
the 
 >      Jedi Knights.  He betrayed and murdered your father.  Vader was 
 >      seduced by the Dark Side of the Force."
 >      
 >      Luke:  "The Force?"
 >      
 >      Ben:  "Yes, the Force is what gives a Jedi Knight his power.
It's an 
 >      energy field created by all living things.  It surrounds us.  
 >      Penetrates us. Binds the galaxy together.  Which reminds me.  Your 
 >      father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your 
 >      Uncle wouldn't allow.  He thought you'd follow Obi-Wan on some 
 >      idealistic crusade."
 >      
 >      Luke:  "What is it?"
 >      
 >      Ben:  "It a lightsaber.  The weapon of a Jedi Knight.  Not as random 
 >      or clumsy as a blaster.  An elegant weapon for a more civilized
age." 
 >      
 >      ******************
 >      Now the interpretation ...
 >      ******************
 >      
 >      Luke:  "You were in the Greek System?."
 >      
 >      Ben:  "I was once a Frat Guy the same as your father."
 >      
 >      Luke:  "My father didn't belong to a frat.  He was a tool, an RA in 
 >      the dorms for four years."
 >      
 >      Ben:  "That's what your mother told you.  She didn't hold with your 
 >      father's ideals.  She thought he should stay home. Not drink until 
 >      four in the morning and then piss on things."
 >      
 >      Luke:  "I wish I had known him, when he could drink."
 >      
 >      Ben:  "He was a cunning partier, and the best boat-racer in the
>house. 
 >      And he was a good bro.  I understand you've become quite a booze
>hound 
 >      yourself. For over five years he got so curbed he could hardly 
 >      function. Before the dark times.   Before, his skirt."
 >      
 >      Luke:  "How did my father become a lame ass?"
 >      
 >      Ben:  "A young chick namely your mother, who was pretty cool herself 
 >      until she turned to evil, helped other women hunt down and destroy
>the 
 >      coolness in men.  She civilized and murdered the bro who was once
>your 
 >      father.  Your mother was pissed off by the dark side of Beer"
 >      
 >      Luke:  "Beer?"
 >      
 >      Ben:  [smiles] "Yes, Beer is what gives a frat guy his power.
It's a 
 >      beverage created by hops and barley ... and shit like that.  It
fucks 
 >      us up. Gives us beer goggles.  And lets us yell stuff like
"penis" in 
 >      bars everywhere. Which reminds me.   Your father wanted you to have 
 >      this when you were old enough, but your Mother wouldn't allow it.
She 
 >      thought you'd follow some Frat Brother on some binge drinking 
 >      crusade."
 >      
 >      Luke:  "What is it?"
 >      
 >      Ben:  "Your father's beer-bong.  The weapon of a Frat Guy.  Not as 
 >      random or clumsy as a shot glass.  An elegant weapon for a less 
 >      civilized age..."

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