[orawv@unira.obfgba.zn.hf: ... the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long. (fwd)]

From: behind brown eyes <orawv@unira.obfgba.zn.hf>
Subject: ... the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long. (fwd)
To: "...and the horse might sing." <ibvq@ncbpnylcfr.bet>
Date: Tue, 3 Dec 1996 12:13:19 -0500 (EST)
Organization: RSN Technological Development Corporation
X-Personal-Goddess: Artemis 

----- Forwarded message from glen mccready -----

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <obfgvp@ofqv.pbz>
Forwarded-by: Rob Mayoff <znlbss@gxt.pbz>
Forwarded-by: Curt Finch <pheg@gxt.pbz>
Forwarded-by: John Strong (RhoTech) <n-wfgeba@zvpebfbsg.pbz>
Forwarded-by: Ralph Sanchez

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the
strength and robustness of the candy as a species.  To this end, I hold
M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure,
squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters.  That is
the"loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately.  The winner gets to
go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and
the newer blue ones are genetically inferior.  I have hypothesized that
the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of
competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or
pointier, or flatter than the rest.  Almost invariably this proves to be
a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength.
In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest
of the herd.  Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack
it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars,
Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading,
"Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free
1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms.  I consider this "grant money."  I have set
aside the weekend for a grand tournament.  From a field of hundreds, we
will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.


----- End of forwarded message from glen mccready -----

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Benjamin R. Cline	Large Furry Mammal 	orawv@unira.obfgba.zn.hf
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