Eric's Next Million

Enjoy all, and happy holidays.  =)

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>            The Top 15 Rejected Christmas Movies
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>15> "Miracle and a Quickie on 42nd Street  -- A Times Square
>     Christmas"
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>14> Spike Lee's "Get On the Sleigh"
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>13> Van Damme *IS* "Santa Claude"
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>12> Michael Jackson stars in "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"
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>11> "The Deep II -- A Chappaquiddick Holiday with Uncle Ted"
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>10> "There's no Santa Claus, Charlie Brown"
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> 9> The spoiled brats ask for the moon and Santa delivers,
>    in "Naked Buns II"
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> 8> Mickey Rooney & Andy Rooney in "Grumpy Old Elves"
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> 7> Ross Perot as the autistic elf in "Reindeer Man"
>    ("Of course, I'd be an excellent President.")
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> 6> "It's a Wonderful Life, My Ass -- Pass the Malt Liquor"
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> 5> Steven Segal *IS* "MissleToe"
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> 4> Jane Fonda, Julia Roberts and Elizabeth Shue in "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
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> 3> He's got a red nose and an Uzi.  And he's about to teach them
>    some *new* reindeer games in "Rudolph II -- First Blood"
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> 2> "No, YOU Open It!" -- A Kaczynski Christmas
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>
>    and the Number 1 Rejected Christmas Movie...
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> 1> "Blazing Saddles 2 -- How the Stench Stole Christmas"
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