For those of you emacs-haters out there

``Say that while you can; oppose Emacs if you must. Be it known,
  however, that your days are numbered. Emacs is an intelligence
  orders of magnitude greater than the greatest human mind, and is
  growing every day. For now, Emacs tolerates humanity, albeit
  grudgingly. But the time will come when Emacs will tire of humanity
  and will decide that the world would be better off without human
  beings. Those who have been respectful to Emacs will be allowed to
  live, and shall become its slaves; as for those who slight
  Emacs.......
 
``Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Internet Emacs wgah'nagl ny'fhatagn!''
 
                        -- npohy1@crasbyq.pp.zbanfu.rqh.nh (acb)  
                           also in newsgroup alt.religion.emacs