Monday Funny

The Importance Of "Correct Punctuation"
    
     Dear John:
     I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind,
     thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and
     inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no
     feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy--will you
     let me be yours?
     Gloria
     
     Dear John:
     I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind,
     thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and
     inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have
     no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will
     you let me be?
     Yours,
     Gloria