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Top 15 Potential Problems With Cloning Humans (fwd)
02/27/1997
Just in case no one's seen it yet...
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Date: Tue, 25 Feb 1997 14:28:13 -0500
From: Josh Muskovitz <wbfuz@vyvap.pbz>
To: 'Simon's Rock Alumni Reflector' <ebpxref@zrqvft.Fgnasbeq.RQH>
Subject: Top 15 Potential Problems With Cloning Humans
The Top 15 Potential Problems With Cloning Humans
15> Harder than ever to land a role in those new Wrigley's
commercials featuring the Doublemint Octuplets.
14> Two words: Gilbert Gottfried(s)
13> Any scientific advancement that stems from the result of
Scottish people doing strange things to sheep is bound to
have dire consequences.
12> In mere weeks, Bill Gates (v1.0, v1.2, v2.0, v3.0, v3.1 & v5.0)
has all the money on the entire planet.
11> Hillary's husband discovers true multiple orgasms.
10> If you think there are too many idiots shouting "Show me the
money!" on every occasion now, just wait.
9> Rush Limbaugh takes his self-affection to a whole new level,
and suddenly is IN FAVOR of same-sex marriages.
8> "Penn & Penn & Teller & Teller & Teller & Penn & Penn & Teller
& Penn" much harder to fit on comedy club marquee.
7> And you think it's hard to find your size now!
6> 18-month waiting list for George Clooney and Cindy Crawford
clones.
5> "Alternative" radio filled with even more Nirvana clones.
4> And the final score: the New York Gretzkys - 408, the
Pittsburgh Lemieuxs - 399.
3> Can no longer count on the Grim Reaper to get Jesse Helms out
of office.
2> Those apocalyptic words: "Ladies & Gentlemen: The John Tesh
Philharmonic Orchestra!"
and the Number 1 Potential Problem With Cloning Humans...
1> Seventeen Mark Fuhrmans, and suddenly OJ's defense doesn't
seem quite as far-fetched.
And remember kids: WORSHIP SATAN!
--Nathan J. Mehl, The Left Bank Operation
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