hey! *bang*

THIS IS NOT INTENDED TO START A GUN FLAME.  It's just plain old funny.

(Not that I needed to tell ya'll that, cuz you people are too smart
for that sort of thing.)

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An army with no war to fight is a constant source of headaches.  That is
why the founders of the United States originally intended that their
country should have no standing army but rely on popular militias.  The
United States wound up with the worst of both worlds -- an expensive
standing army and an armed populace who, for want of invaders, shoot each
other.
	-- Terence Moore, writing in the _Winnipeg Free Press_

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Kelly J.
...way too smart...