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03/03/1997
Made me think of you guys. See y'both soon.
Jer =)
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"Actually, I'm a Chemistry *Super* Freak, but I still need a gun."
-Nicholas Cage, "The Rock"
Jeremy N. Bernstein waoreafgrva@jrfyrlna.rqh
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> > -----------------------------------------------
> > Please Read the following passage and the succeeding interpretation:
>
> Luke: "You fought in the clone wars."
>
> Ben: "I was once a Jedi Knight the same as your father."
>
> Luke: "My father didn't fight in the wars. He was a navigator on a
> space freighter."
>
> Ben: "That's what your Uncle told you. He didn't hold with your
> father's ideals. He thought he should stay home. Not gotten
> involved."
>
> Luke: "I wish I had known him."
>
> Ben: "He was a cunning warrior, and the best star pilot in the
> galaxy. I understand you've become quite a good pilot yourself. And
> he was a good friend. For over a thousand years the Jedi Knight
> protected the galaxy. Before the dark times. Before the Empire"
>
> Luke: "How did my father die?"
>
> Ben: "A young Jedi Knight named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of
mine
> until he turned to evil, helped the Emporer hunt down and destroy
the
> Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father. Vader was
> seduced by the Dark Side of the Force."
>
> Luke: "The Force?"
>
> Ben: "Yes, the Force is what gives a Jedi Knight his power.
It's an
> energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us.
> Penetrates us. Binds the galaxy together. Which reminds me. Your
> father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your
> Uncle wouldn't allow. He thought you'd follow Obi-Wan on some
> idealistic crusade."
>
> Luke: "What is it?"
>
> Ben: "It a lightsaber. The weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as random
> or clumsy as a blaster. An elegant weapon for a more civilized
age."
>
> ******************
> Now the interpretation ...
> ******************
>
> Luke: "You were in the Greek System?."
>
> Ben: "I was once a Frat Guy the same as your father."
>
> Luke: "My father didn't belong to a frat. He was a tool, an RA in
> the dorms for four years."
>
> Ben: "That's what your mother told you. She didn't hold with your
> father's ideals. She thought he should stay home. Not drink until
> four in the morning and then piss on things."
>
> Luke: "I wish I had known him, when he could drink."
>
> Ben: "He was a cunning partier, and the best boat-racer in the
>house.
> And he was a good bro. I understand you've become quite a booze
>hound
> yourself. For over five years he got so curbed he could hardly
> function. Before the dark times. Before, his skirt."
>
> Luke: "How did my father become a lame ass?"
>
> Ben: "A young chick namely your mother, who was pretty cool herself
> until she turned to evil, helped other women hunt down and destroy
>the
> coolness in men. She civilized and murdered the bro who was once
>your
> father. Your mother was pissed off by the dark side of Beer"
>
> Luke: "Beer?"
>
> Ben: [smiles] "Yes, Beer is what gives a frat guy his power.
It's a
> beverage created by hops and barley ... and shit like that. It
fucks
> us up. Gives us beer goggles. And lets us yell stuff like
"penis" in
> bars everywhere. Which reminds me. Your father wanted you to have
> this when you were old enough, but your Mother wouldn't allow it.
She
> thought you'd follow some Frat Brother on some binge drinking
> crusade."
>
> Luke: "What is it?"
>
> Ben: "Your father's beer-bong. The weapon of a Frat Guy. Not as
> random or clumsy as a shot glass. An elegant weapon for a less
> civilized age..."
>
>
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