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Fwd: FBI pizza (fwd)

04/06/1997


My apologies if you've seen this one before.

  FBI Pizzas
  
  The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and
  International Studies report on GLOBAL ORGANIZED CRIME; the author 
who
  introduces the story swears it's true.
  FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego 
that
  was under investigation for medical insurance fraud.  After hours of
  reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had 
worked
  up quite an appetite.  The agent in charge of the investigation 
called a
  nearby pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for 
his
  colleagues.  The following telephone conversation took place and was
  recorded by the FBI because they were taping all conversations at the
  hospital.
  Agent: Hello.  I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of 
soda.
  Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?
  Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital.
  Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital?
  Agent: That's right.  I'm an FBI agent.
  Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent?
  Agent: That's correct.  Just about everybody here is.
  Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?
  Agent: That's correct.  And make sure you don't go through the front
  doors.  We have them locked.  You will have to go around to the back 
to
  the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.
  Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents?
  Agent: That's right.  How soon can you have them here?
  Pizza Man: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?
  Agent: That's right.  We've been here all day and we're starving.
  Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this?
  Agent: I have my checkbook right here.
  Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents?
  Agent: That's right.  Everyone here is an FBI agent.  Can you 
remember to
  bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear?  We 
have
  the front doors locked.
  Pizza Man: I don't think so.
  Click.







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