Re: the vatican web site

HI MY NAME IS BRAK!! <mbaxre@ncbpnylcfr.bet> sez:
> i like the idea of a web site with errors in latin.

>From a FOF:

    Useful Latin phrases.


    Gratia tibi ago quod mensam auxilii vocabas.
     Thank you for calling the help desk.

    Imprimerene non potes? Quid agitur quando imprimere temptas?
     You can't print? What happens when you try to print?

    Te stultum non voco.
     I'm not calling you an idiot.

    Computoremne rursum initiavisti?
     Have you restarted the computer?

    Estne connectus mus tuus?
     Is the mouse plugged in?

    Retis debilis est.
     The network's down.

    Machinam in Chicago uti non potes quod urbs tota inundata est.
     You can't access the system in Chicago because the entire city is flooded.

    Si societas mersura non est, problema gravissima non est.
     If the company's not about to go under, it's not a critical problem.

    Ita, cum curatore meo loqui potes.
     Yes, you can talk to my supervisor. 

Stephen