Yid humor

Maybe you can make sense out of this thing from my mother.

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Date: Mon, 21 Apr 1997 20:36:08 -0400 (EDT)
From: Flo Wilder <syb@npnqvn.arg>
To: Dink of Heroic Proportions <revp@ncbpnylcfr.bet>

>Date: Sun, 20 Apr 1997 00:41:32 -0400 (EDT)
>From: "'A. Joseph Ross'" <ynjlre@jbeyq.fgq.pbz>
>To: Undisclosed erpvcvragf:@jbeyq.fgq.pbz;
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>Chag Sameach!
>
>==============================================================================
>  A. Joseph Ross, J.D.                                          617/367-0468
>  15 Court Square                                       ynjlre@jbeyq.fgq.pbz
>  Boston, MA 02108-2573                        http://world.std.com/~lawyer/
>==============================================================================
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>Release ISRAEL
>
>ISRAEL running in slave mode, cannot release
>Set ISRAEL;mode=master
>
>Pharaoh already running in master mode, cannot change ISRAEL
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>Set Pharaoh;mode=slave
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>Command ignored
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>Load Moshe
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>Done
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>Deactivate Pharaoh
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>Pharaoh account hard locked;cannot be deactivated
>For i=1 to 10 do plagues
>Are you sure? Y
>
>Done
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>Release ISRAEL
>
>error: ISRAEL uninitialized
>Set ISRAEL = 600,000
>
>Done
>
>Release ISRAEL
>
>ISRAEL released
>
>Declare Matza;array(width=20,length=20,height=0)
>Done
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>Move ISRAEL to Sinai
>
>OPERATOR WARNING! SYSTEM ABOUT TO CRASH! PHARAOH AND RED SEA 
>HAVE LIMITED YOUR MEMORY SPACE!  SAVE YOUR WORK!
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>Save ISRAEL
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>Specify save device
>
>Save ISRAEL with miracle
>Done
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>Move ISRAEL to Sinai
>
>Done
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>For I=1 to 10 do commandments
>Allocation conflict: Commandments cannot be operated with active golden 
>calf routine
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>Destroy calf
>
>Done
>
>For I=1 to 10 do commandments
>Done; commandments stored on hard rock device
>Move ISRAEL to desert
>
>Warning! Command could lead to infinite loop
>Move Israel to desert;limit=40 years
>Done
>
>Build Mishkan
>
>Syntax error
>
>Build Mishkan;owner=Betzalel
>Done
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>Move ISRAEL to ISRAEL
>
>Warning: operand terms must be unique
>Move ISRAEL to CANAAN
>
>Overload: cannot move all of ISRAEL to CANAAN
>set ISRAEL = ISRAEL - SPIES * 10)
>Done
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>Move ISRAEL to CANAAN
>
>Done
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>Happy Pesach
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