Fwd: Passover Pick Up Lines (fwd)

this is not meant to offend anyone....I was just very very amused....

Andy

"A mirror reflects a man's face, but what he is really like 
 is shown by the kind of friends he chooses"
 - A modern translation of  Proverbs 27:19
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>>>Top 16 Passover Pickup Lines:
>>>
>>>16.  Let's play 'bury the shank bone'.
>>>
>>>15.  Gefilte fish jelly makes great lubrication.
>>>
>>>14.  I hear that horseradish is an aphrodisiac.
>>>
>>>13.  Have you ever done it on a seder plate?
>>>
>>>12.  Maybe when Elijah comes, we can make it a threesome.
>>>
>>>11.  Let's make this night really different from all others 
nights.
>>>
>>>10.  Want to wander through my desert?
>>>
>>> 9.  Nice Hagadah!!!
>>>
>>> 8.  What's a girl like you doing at a seder like this?
>>>
>>> 7.  Rabeinu, Moshe Rabeinu.   OO7!
>>>
>>> 6.  Would you like to play with my matzah balls?
>>>
>>> 5.  Can I part your Red Sea?
>>>
>>>  4.  There's no law against leavened _______!!!
>>>
>>>  3..  I've got a Ramses in my pockets that wants to put you  
back
into
>>>slavery!
>>>
>>>  2.  May I climb your Mt. Sinai's?
>>>
>>>AND THE NUMBER ONE PASSOVER PICKUP LINE....
>>>
>>>  1.  Wanna look for MY afeikomen?