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Fwd: Milk does a body good.... -Forwarded (fwd)

06/30/1997


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>Date: Thu, 26 Jun 1997 21:30:31 -0400
>To: gnzne@urnegu.hygenarg.pbz
>From: mophee <zbcurr@vjnlarg.arg>
>Subject: Fwd: Milk does a body good.... -Forwarded (fwd)
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  58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by actual journalists)
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        1.  Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
        2.  Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
        3.  Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
        4.  Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
        5.  Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
        6.  Farmer Bill Dies in House
        7.  Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
        8.  Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
        9.  Stud Tires Out
        10. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
        11. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
        12. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
        13. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
        14. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
        15. Eye Drops off Shelf
        16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
        17. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
        18. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
        19. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
        20. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
        21. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
        22. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
        23. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
        24. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
        25. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
        26. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
        27. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
        28. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
        29. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84
        30. War Dims Hope for Peace
        31. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
        32. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
        33. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
        34. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
        35. Deer Kill 17,000
        36. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
        37. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
        38. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
        39. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
        40. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
        41. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
        42. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
        43. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
        44. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
        45. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
        46. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
        47. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
        48. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
        49. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
        50. Air Head Fired
        51. Steals Clock, Faces Time
        52. Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
        53. Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumn
        54. Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
        55. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
        56. Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
        57. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
        58. Include your Children when Baking Cookies



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