STAR PANTS! (fwd)

Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word
"Pants" for key words:

- We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

- The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it
  counts.

- I find your lack of pants disturbing.

- These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe.  I suggest we
  use it.

- Han will have those pants down.  We've got to give him more time!

- General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.

- I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

- TK-421. . .  Why aren't you in your pants?

- Lock the door.  And hope they don't have pants.

- You are unwise to lower your pants.

- She must have hidden the plans in her pants.  Send a detachment down
  to retrieve them.  See to it personally Commander.

- Governor Tarkin.  I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on
  board.

- You look strong enough to pull the pants of a Gundark.

- Luke. . .  Help me take...these pants off.

- Great, Chewie, great.  Always thinking with your pants.

- That blast came from those pants.  That thing's operational!

- A tremor in the pants.  The last time I felt this was in the presence
  of my old master.

- Don't worry.  Chewie and I have gotten into a lot pants more heavily
  guarded than this.

- Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.

- Your pants betray you.  Your feelings for them are strong.
  Especially one. . . Your sister!

- Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the
  first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

- Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.

- Attention.  This is Lando Calrissean.  The Empire has taken control of
my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.

- I cannot teach him.  The boy has no pants.

- You came in those pants?  You're braver than I thought.

- Yesssss.  The hate is swelling in your pants.