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Joke warning
09/28/1997
Okay, okay, you've heard this one; but it bears repeating. Especially
among fellow slaves of the master race.
> The Difference Between Dogs and Cats
>
> A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me
> with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must
> be Gods!
>
> A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me
> with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be
> a God!
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There is no truth that cannot be turned into a lie if you just | WRITE ON!
take it seriously enough. ~~ There is no lie that won't become | Anitra L.
more dangerous if you just take it a little more seriously. ~~ | Freeman
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