FWD: Mass. (fwd)

Apologies to the New Yorkers in the audience...


-- Forwarded by Rachel Deyette/Student/KSG on 09/26/97 02:55 PM --


qborezna@tjvf2.pvep.tjh.rqh on 09/24/97 06:28:53 PM

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Subject:  FWD: Mass. (fwd)






A Texan, a New Yorker, and a Massachusetts resident were drinking their
>favorite beverage in a bar.  The Texan drained his glass of Tequila, threw
the
>half full bottle up in the air, drew and fired his pistol, shattering the
>bottle.  The other two were shocked at his ruining perfectly good tequila.
>The Texan however, simply drew himself up and announced:"Where I come
from,
>we have plenty of tequila."
>
>The New Yorker, not to be outdone, drained his glass of wine, threw the
wine
>bottle into the air, drew and fired his pistol, also shattering his
bottle.
>Looking over at the other two with an air of superiority, he announce,
"Where
>I come from, we have plenty of fine wine and the best of everything!"
>
>The Massachusetts resident drained his bottle of Sam Adam's Ale, threw it
up
>in the air, drew his pistol and shot the New Yorker dead.  He then caught
the
>bottle on the way down and showed it to the Texan: "Where I come from," he
>said slowly, "we recycle these --and we have plenty of New Yorkers."
>