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Luc wrote:

>help

Go placidly amid the noise and the waste and remember what comfort there
may be in owning a piece thereof.

Avoid quiet & passive persons unless you are in need of sleep.  Rotate
your tires.  Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself & heed well
their advice,
even though they be turkeys ; Know what to kiss & when.

Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do.
Wherever possible, put people on hold.  Be comforted that in the face of
all aridity & disillusionment & despite the changing fortunes of time,
there is always a big future in computer maintenance.  Remember the
Pueblo.  Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle & mutilate.

Know yourself; if you need help, call the FBI.  Exercise caution in your
daily affairs, especially with those persons closest to you -- that
lemon on your left, for instance.  Be assured that a walk through the
ocean of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet.  Fall not in love
therefore; it will stick to your face.

Gracefully surrender the things of youth, birds, clean air, tuna,
Taiwan; & let not the sands of time get in your lunch.  Hire people with
hooks.  For a good time, call 555-4311; ask for Ken.  Take heart amid
the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese; &
reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse
in Milwaukee.

You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here, & whether
you can hear it or not, the universe is laughing behind your back.

Therefore make peace with your God whatever you conceive Him to be --
Hairy Thunderer or Cosmic Muffin.

With all its hopes, dreams, promises, & urban renewal, the world
continues to deteriorate.  Give up.


HTH,
tom