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Date: Thu, 11 Dec 1997 15:15:08 -0500
From: Marcus Jackson <zwnpx@dhnqevf.pbz>
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From: Brian Dodds
To: Joke; 'Heidi!'
Sent: 12/11/97 2:36:32 PM
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     what is your sign?
     
     AQUARIUS (Jan. 20- Feb. 18):
     You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. 
     You lie a great deal.  You make the same mistakes repeatedly 
     because you're stupid. Everyone thinks you are a big jerk.
     
     PISCES (Feb. 19- Mar. 20):
     You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being 
     followed by the FBI or CIA.  You have minor influence on your 
     friends and people resent you for flaunting your power.  You lack 
     confidence and are generally an imbecile.
     
     ARIES (Mar. 21- Apr. 19):
     You are the pioneer type and think most people are assholes. You 
     are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a 
     real prick.
     
     TAURUS (Apr. 20- May 20):
     You are practical and persistent.  You have a dogged 
     determination and work like hell.  Most people think you are 
     stubborn and bullheaded.  You are nothing but a goddam communist.
     
     GEMINI (May 21- June 20):
     You are a quick and intelligent thinker.  People like you because 
     you're bisexual.  You are inclined to expect too much for too 
     little.  This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are 
     notorious for thriving on incest.
     
     CANCER (June 21- July 22):
     You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems 
     which makes you a sucker.  You are always
     putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and 
     won't be worth anything.  Everybody in prison is a Cancer.
     
     LEO (July 23- Aug. 22):
     You consider yourself a born leader.  Others think you're an 
     idiot. Most Leos are bullies.  You are vain and cannot tolerate 
     honest criticism.  Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are 
     thieving bastards and spend most of their time kissing mirrors.
     
     VIRGO (Aug. 23- Sep. 22):
     You are the logical type and hate disorder.This nit-picking is 
     sickening to your friends.  You are cold and unemotional and 
     often fall asleep during sex.  Virgos make good bus drivers and 
     pimps.
     
     LIBRA (Sep. 23- Oct. 22):
     You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. 
     If you are male, you are probably 4'10" and neurotic. Chances for 
     employment and monetary gain are nil.  Most female Libras are 
     whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
     
     SCORPIO (Oct. 23- Nov. 21):
     The worst of the lot.  You are shrewd in business and cannot be 
     trusted.  You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of 
     your total lack of ethics.  You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. 
     Most Scorpios are murdered.
     
     SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22- Dec. 21):
     You are optimistic and enthusiastic.  You have a reckless 
     tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent whatsoever. 
     Most Sagittarians are drunks.  Charles Schultz  was a
     Sagittarian; so was Nixon. You are not worth the time of day.
     
     CAPRICORN (Dec. 22- Jan. 19):
     You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are 
     basically chicken shit.  There has never been a Capricorn of any 
     importance. You should kill yourself.