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ah, creationism....

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>THE ORIGIN OF DOGS AND CATS~~~
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>It is reported that the following edition of the Book of Genesis was
>discovered in the Dead Seal Scrolls.  If authentic, it would shed
>light on the question, "Where do pets come from?"
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>And Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me
>everyday. Now I do not see you anymore.  I am lonesome here and it is
>difficult for me to remember how much you love me."
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>And God said, "I will create a companion for you that will be with you
>forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you
>will know I love you, even when you cannot see me.   Regardless of how
>selfish and childish and unlovable you may be, this new companion will
>accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of
>yourself."
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>And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam.   And it was
>a good animal.  And God was pleased.
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>And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and he wagged his
>tail.  And Adam said, "But Lord, I have already named all the animals
>in the Kingdom and all the good names are taken and I cannot think of
>a name for this new animal."
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>And God said, "Because I have created this new animal to be a
>reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own
>name, and you will call him DOG."
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>And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved him.  And
>Adam was comforted.  And God was pleased. And Dog was content and
>wagged his tail.
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>After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian angel came to the
>Lord and  said, "Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts
>and preens like a peacock and he believes he is worthy of adoration. 
>Dog has indeed taught him that he is loved, but no one has taught him
>humility."
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>And the Lord said, "I will create for him a companion who will be with
>him forever and who will see him as he is.  The companion will remind
>him of his limitations, so he will know that he is not worthy of
>adoration."
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>And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam.  And Cat would not obey
>Adam.
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>And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was reminded that he was not
>the supreme being.  And Adam learned humility.
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>And God was pleased.  And Adam was greatly Improved.
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>And Cat did not care one way or the other
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