happy hols, y'all

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>
>A CAT'S CHRISTMAS
>
>       'Twas the night before Christmas
>           and all through the house
>          Not a creature was stirring,
>              not even a mouse.
>
>        'Cuz the cat had pounced on him
>             and tore him apart-
>           Ate his mousey intestines
>           And chewed up his heart.
>
>       Kitty thought he heard sleighbells,
>           which made him take pause-
>          He stopped daintily licking
>           the blood from his claws.
>
>          "Must be Santa" thought Kitty
>             (that quite clever cat)
>           'Cuz nobody else climbs down
>              the chimney like that.
>
>            Indeed it was ol' Santa,
>                so jolly and fat
>             With a load of presents
>               and all for the cat!
>
>        "Wow, the best Christmas ever!"
>           Kitty thought with a purr,
>           Then he coughed up a hairball
>             and shed some more fur.
>
>
>                                        Submitted
>by: Heidi Wilson @ lmco.com
>