dreaming of a 5ht christmas....

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>Date: Mon, 22 Dec 1997 14:22:48 -0800 (PST)
>From: "Ellen O. Setteducati" <rbf@fcrnxrnfl.bet>
>Subject: Meant for Merriment
>
>---------- Forwarded message ---------- 
>On Thu, 11 Dec 1997, Ellen O. Setteducati wrote: 
>
>The Serotonin Chorus, My Holiday Gift to You
 > 
 > Eat more turkey, drink less coffee
 > Meditate, believe in God
 > You will have more serotonin
 > If you take better care of your bod
 > 
 > Give up heroin, get more exercise
 > Do the Twelve-Step, sing and dance
 > You will have more serotonin
 > If you'll only give peace a chance
 > 
 > Tryptophan, tryptophan, the precursor, was
 > Outlawed by the FDA
 > Prozac boosts your serotonin
 > But there is a better way--
 > 
 > Write more poetry, be less critical
 > Take life lightly, make amends
 > Fellowship, fellowship, what's more fun
 > Than to share serotonin among your friends?
 > 
 > End depression, end addiction
 > Broken hearts and child abuse
 > You will have more serotonin
 > If you'll stop saying "What's the use?"
 > 
 > Jobs for everyone, no more violence
 > Self-respect and peace on earth
 > You will have more serotonin
 > When you realize what it's worth
 > 
 > (Wait!)
 > What's that chocolate bar I'm holding?
 > Didn't I say to live drug-free?
 > I confess that serotonin
 > Isn't everything to me--
 > 
 > Theobromine, theobromine
 > Is the nectar of the gods
 > Might I have more serotonin
 > If I keep chocolate out of my thoughts?
 > 
 > Hold your baby, hug your family
 > End prolonged inescapable stress
 > You will have more serotonin
 > If you open up and say "Yes!"
 > 
 > But--
 > Isn't that risky? Isn't that dangerous?
 > Haven't folks died for such things before?
 > If we have more serotonin
 > That won't happen anymore
 > 
 > 
 > 	A very merry Christmas
 > 	And a happy New Year
 >	Let's hope it's a good one
 > 	Without any fear
 > 				John & Yoko
 > 	
 >		XO, Ellen O., 5-HT--
 >		God bless you & God help me 

>