Not in college anymore -Reply

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     jeremy

     
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 THE FIRST REALIZATIONS THAT YOU'RE NOT IN COLLEGE ANYMORE
     
 **You're waking up at 6 am instead of going to bed.
     
 **Beers at lunch get you reprimanded.
     
 **College sweatshirts are 'casual' instead of dress up.
     
 **Your parents charge rent.
     
 **The four food groups are no longer beer, pizza, chips and cereal.
     
 **It's 'getting late' when it's 9:30 p.m.
     
 **Three words:  Student Loan Payments.
     
 **You make thousands of dollars a year - and still can't afford that 
 dream
 Porsche.
     
 **You start eyeing the Light Beer Section appreciatively.
     
 **Pickup football games mean that at least one person will be in the
  hospital by game's end.
     
 **THEN, discussing with your friends:  GPA's, spring break plans, and 
 tonsil
 hockey;
     
 **NOW:  mutual funds, interest rates, and wedding plans.
     
 **Sleeping on the couch is a no-no.
     
 **Naps are no longer available between noon and 6 p.m.
     
 **Sneakers are now 'weekend shoes'.
     
 **Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
     
 **Pregnancy now brings thought of tax deductions instead of 
 coronaries.
     
 **Jack and Cokes become Dewers on the Rocks.
     
 **The only drugs you take are Tums and Tylenol.
     
 **The weak single you hit in the intramural softball game is now 
 remembered
 as a Varsity dinger for the League Championship.
     
 **You get your news from sources other than USA Today, ESPN 
 Sportscenter,
 and MTV News.
     
 **Random hook-ups are no longer socially acceptable.
     
 **You wear more ties in a week than you even owned while taking in 
 college.
     
 **You find yourself reminiscing fondly of 2-hour Calculus exams.
     
 **You empathize with the characters from 'Friends.'
     
 **METABOLISM SLOWDOWN
     
 **Wine appreciation expands beyond Boone's and Mad Dog.
     
 **You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
     
 **Grocery lists actually contain relatively healthy food.
     
 **When drinking, you say at least once per night, 'I just can't put it 
 down
 the same as I used to.'
     
 **Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer  is for real 
 work,
 not video games.
     
 **You're actually willing to pay a bit more to drink in a bar that's 
 not full
 of '21-year-old kids.'
     
 **Golf is beginning to seem a lot less silly.
     
     
     
                                Submitted by: Guru Yellapur @ mci.com
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     





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