(Fwd) Superbowl (fwd)

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Date: Wed, 28 Jan 1998 16:56:37 -0500
From: David Corlette <pbeyrggr@uhnec.uneineq.rqh>
To: zwnpx@dhnqevf.pbz, zwvzrarm@yrsgonax.pbz
Subject: (Fwd) Superbowl  (fwd)

Subject: Superbowl  (fwd)     
     
> Mike Holmgren, clearly upset about the Packers' losing record, decided to find
> out how Mike Shanahan has gotten the Denver Broncos' to play so well. 
Holmgren 
> showed up at a recent Denver Broncos' practice and asked Shanahan: "Coach, 
what 
> is your secret?  Why is your team so good?" 
> 
> Shanahan responded by calling John Elway over.  "John, who is your father's 
> brother's nephew?"  Elway answers, "Why coach, that's easy.  It's me."
> 
> Shanahan turned to Holmgren and said: "That's the secret, Mike.  A smart 
> quarterback.  You've got to have a smart quarterback."  
> 
> Thinking he finally had the answer, Holmgren returned to Green Bay and the 
> Packers' practice.  He promptly called over Brett Favre.  "Favre!  Who's your 
> father's brother's nephew?"  Brett looked perplexed, thought for a minute, and
     
> said "Coach, can I get back to you on that one?" 
> 
> Holmgren, (disgusted) said, "OK."
> 
> In the locker room, Favre called over Antonio Freeman: "Antonio,  coach just 
> asked me the weirdest question.  Who's your father's brother's nephew?"  
> Freeman: "That's easy.  It's me!"
> 
> Later, Favre caught up with Holmgren: "Coach, I think I've got it.  
> My father's brother's nephew is Antonio Freeman."  
> 
> Holmgren (angry): 
> 
> "No.  No.  NO!  You idiot!!  It's 'John Elway!'"

                              Cheers,
                                 Dave C

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