FW: PROPOSED DOG BREEDS

>      Collie + Lhasa Apso
>               Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
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>      Spitz + Chow Chow
>               Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
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>      Bloodhound + Borzoi
>               Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun
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>      (NOTE: If you cross a Maltese with any other breed, it's a
>             Maltese Cross)
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>      Pointer + Setter
>               Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
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>      Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier
>               Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
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>      Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
>               Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
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>      Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
>               Peekasso, an abstract dog
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>      Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
>               Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
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>      Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
>               Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
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>      Newfoundland + Basset Hound
>              Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
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>      Terrier + Bulldog
>              Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
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>      Bloodhound + Labrador
>              Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
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>      Malamute + Pointer
>              Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
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>      Collie + Malamute
>              Commute, a dog that travels to work
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>      Deerhound + Terrier
>              Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
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>      Bull Terrier + Shitzu
>              Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed