bible stories

>Top ten ways the Bible would be different if it were written by college
>students
>
>10. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.
> 9. The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and
>    written in a large font.
> 8. New edition every two years in order to limit reselling.
> 7. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria
>    food.
> 6. Paul's letter to the Romans becomes Paul's e-mail to
>    nohfr@ebznaf.tbi.
> 5. Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.
> 4. The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armageddon.
> 3. Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes
> 2. Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for 40 years:  They
>    didn't want to ask directions and look like Freshmen.
> 1. Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the
>    seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due
>    and then pulled an all-nighter.
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