FW: women.... (fwd)

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Marc David Jimenez		Cohesive Network Systems
Consultant			zwvzrarm@pburfvir.pbz
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"Forward the Light Brigade!"
Was there a man dismayed?
Not tho' the soldiers knew
  Someone had blundered:
Theirs was not to make reply,
Theirs was not to reason why,
Theirs was but to do and die:
  Into the Valley of Death
   Rode the Six Hundred.

	-Alfred Lord Tennyson

---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: 27 May 98 08:34:50 EDT
From: "Lauren G. Wittenberg" <Ynhera.T.Jvggraoret@Qnegzbhgu.RQH>
To: pnegrez@unafpbz.ns.zvy,
    "Kathleen D. Vohs" <Xnguyrra.Q.Ibuf@Qnegzbhgu.RQH>,
    "Jennifer J. Tickle" <Wraavsre.W.Gvpxyr@Qnegzbhgu.RQH>,
    zwvzrarm@yrsgonax.pbz,
    "Kristen D. Koepsel" <Xevfgra.Q.Xbrcfry@Qnegzbhgu.RQH>
Subject: FW: women....

YIKES!!!

> > > >>> -Great Female Comebacks
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Man:   "Haven't we met before?"
> > > >>> Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." 
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Man:   "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
> > > >>> Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." 
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Man:    "Is this seat empty?"
> > > >>> Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." 
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Man:   "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
> > > >>> Woman: "Well, I don't know.  Will two people fit under a
> rock?" 
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Man:   "Your place or mine?"
> > > >>> Woman: "Both.  You go to yours and I'll go to mine." 
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Man:   "I'd like to call you.  What's your number?" 
> > > >>> Woman: "It's in the phone book."
> > > >>> Man:   "But I don't know your name." 
> > > >>> Woman: "That's in the phone book too." 
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Man:    "So what do you do for a living?" 
> > > >>> Woman:  "I'm a female impersonator."
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Man:   "What sign were you born under?" 
> > > >>> Woman: "No Parking."
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Man:   "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" 
> > > >>> Woman: "Do not Enter"
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Man:   "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" 
> > > >>> Woman: "Unfertilized !"
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Man:   "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same
> reason
> >      
> > > >>> Woman: "Yeah!  Let's pick up some chicks!" 
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Man:   "I know how to please a woman." 
> > > >>> Woman: "Then please leave me alone." 
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Man:   "I want to give myself to you."
> > > >>> Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." 
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Man:   "I can tell that you want me."
> > > >>> Woman: "Ohhhh.  You're so right.  I want you to leave." 
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Man:   "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
> > > >>> Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die
> laughing. 
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Man:   "Your body is like a temple."
> > > >>> Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today." 
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Man:   "I'd go through anything for you."
> > > >>> Woman: "Good!  Let's start with your bank account." 
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Man:   "I would go to the end of the world for you. 
> > > >>> Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?
> 
>