The Top Ten that wasn't

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>From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska,
it's the Top Ten List for June 16, 1998 

Top Ten (The No Topic Top Ten List)

10. "Show me the monkey!" 
9. Richard Simmons' oil steward. 
8. Instead of "Frasier," the show would be called "Zach." 
7. Two words: Tiara rash.
6. "Run for your lives -- it's Viagzilla!" 
5. He takes your temperature with his finger. 
4. "Did somebody say Mick Fleetwood?" 
3. Now available in chocolate, vanilla, and lesbian. 
2. Goodbye, Ginger Spice -- Hello, Lewinsky Spice! 
1. "Oh my god, they killed Kenny G.!"