FW: Windows 98 Source code

Apologies to those on the list who I got it from....(and therefore are
seeing it twice)

>> >>
>> >> Windows '98 source code.
>> >>         /*
>> >>             TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code
>> >>             Project: Chicago(tm)
>> >>             Projected release-date: Summer 1994
>> >>         */
>> >>
>> >>         #include "win31.h"
>> >>         #include "win95.h"
>> >>         #include "evenmore.h"
>> >>         #include "oldstuff.h"
>> >>         #include "billrulz.h"
>> >>         #define INSTALL = HARD
>> >>
>> >>         char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
>> >>
>> >>         void main()
>> >>         {
>> >>             while(!CRASHED)
>> >>             {
>> >>                 display_copyright_message();
>> >>                 display_bill_rules_message();
>> >>                 do_nothing_loop();
>> >>
>> >>                 if (first_time_installation)
>> >>                 {
>> >>                     make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
>> >>                     do_nothing_loop();
>> >>                     totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
>> >>                     search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
>> >>                     hang_system();
>> >>                 }
>> >>
>> >>                 write_something(anything);
>> >>                 display_copyright_message();
>> >>                 do_nothing_loop();
>> >>                 do_some_stuff();
>> >>
>> >>                 if (still_not_crashed)
>> >>                 {
>> >>                     display_copyright_message();
>> >>                     do_nothing_loop();
>> >>                     basically_run_windows_3.1();
>> >>                     do_nothing_loop();
>> >>                     do_nothing_loop();
>> >>                 }
>> >>             }
>> >>
>> >>             if (detect_cache())
>> >>                 disable_cache();
>> >>
>> >>             if (fast_cpu())
>> >>             {
>> >>                 set_wait_states(lots);
>> >>                 set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
>> >>                 set_mouse(action, jumpy);
>> >>                 set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
>> >>             }
>> >>
>> >>             /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
>> >>             /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
>> >>
>> >>             printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
>> >>
>> >>             if (system_ok())
>> >>                  crash(to_dos_prompt);
>> >>             else
>> >>                 system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
>> >>
>> >>             while(something)
>> >>             {
>> >>                 sleep(5);
>> >>                 get_user_input();
>> >>                 sleep(5);
>> >>                 act_on_user_input();
>> >>                 sleep(5);
>> >>             }
>> >>
>> >>             create_general_protection_fault();
>> >>         }
>> >
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