sex and the presidency

teaspoonful of context :)

>Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1998 10:07:21 -0400 (EDT)
>From: Mattison <znggvfba@cnavk.pbz>
>Subject: Horny Prez - no clinton jokes here (fwd)
>
>Presidential Quiz (answers below)
>
>1.    Which president smoked marijuana with a nude playgirl while he
>joked about being too wasted to "push the button" in case of nuclear attack?
>
>2.    Which president made love to one of his secretaries stretched
>out atop a desk in the oval office?
>
>3.    Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children)
>with his wife's half sister?
>
>4.    Which president married a woman who hadn't yet divorced her
>first husband - and was branded an "adulterer" during his re-election
>campaign?
>
>5.    Which future president wrote love letters to his neighbor's wife
>while he was engaged to someone else?
>
>6.    Which president had a torrid affair with the first lady's
>personal secretary?
>
>7.    Which president made love to a young woman in a White House coat
>closet - at one point, while a secret service agent prevented the
>hysterical first lady from attacking them?
>
>8.   Which president made love in a closet while telling his lover
>about the *other* president who made love in a closet (the one in Question
>9)?
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>9.   Which vice president was cheesed off because he felt that HIS
>record of sexual conquests was more impressive than the president's?
>
>10.   Which future president, while a college student, loved showing
>off his manhood (which he named "Jumbo")?
>
>ANSWERS
>1.    John F. Kennedy
>2.    Lyndon B. Johnson
>3.    Thomas Jefferson
>4.    Andrew Jackson
>5.    George Washington
>6.    Franklin D. Roosevelt
>7.    Warren G. Harding
>8.    John F. Kennedy
>9.    Lyndon B. Johnson
>10.   Lyndon B. Johnson
>
>-- 
>Gautam
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