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Forwarded to me by relatives. Who knows if it's true? They're funny anyway. :)

>> ACTUAL PERSONALS WHICH APPEARED IN ISRAELI PAPERS 
>> 
>> Worried about in-law meddling? I'm an orphan! Write. POB74. 
>> 
>> Yeshiva bochur, Torah scholar, long beard, payos. Seeks same in 
>> woman. 
>> 
>> Desperately seeking shmoozing! Retired senior citizen desires 
>> female companion 70+ for kvetching, kvelling, and krechtzing. 
>> Under 30 is also OK. POB 64 
>> 
>> Divorced Jewish man, seeks partner to attend shule with, light 
>> Shabbos candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together, 
>> attend brisses, bar mitzvahs. Religion not important. PB 658 
>> 
>> Female graduate student, studying kaballah, Zohar, exorcism of 
>> dybbuks, seeks mensch. No weirdos, please. POB 56 
>> 
>> Staunch Jewish feminist, wears tzitzis, seeking male who will 
>> accept my independence, although you probably will not. Oh, just 
>> forget it. POB 435 
>> 
>> Jewish businessman, 49, manufactures Sabbath candles, Chanukah 
>> candles, havdalah candles, Yahrzeit candles. Seeks non-smoker. 
>> POB 787 
>> 
>> Israeli professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind. 
>> Looking for American-born woman who speaks English very good. 
>> POB 555 
>> 
>> Couch potato latke, in search of the right applesauce. Let's try 
>> it for eight days. Who knows? POB 43 
>> 
>> 80-year-old bubby, no assets, seeks handsome, virile Jewish male, 
>> under 35. Object matrimony. I can dream, can't I? POB 545 
>> 
>> I am a sensitive Jewish prince whom you can open your heart to. 
>> Share your innermost thoughts and deepest secrets. Confide in me. 
>> I'll understand your insecurities. No fatties, please. POB 86. 
>> 
>> Jewish male, 34, very successful, smart, independent, self-made. 
>> Looking for girl whose father will hire me. POB 53 
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Laurie Beth Brunner		L dot Brunner at unsw.edu.com.au

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