FW: Tounge of Frog (fwd)

> -----Original Message-----
> Subject:	Tounge of Frog
> 
> The below was forwarded to me by a friend who suspects the author is also 
> the same person responsible for Fox News close-captions.
> 
> ...It's time to post the legendary Taiwanese English text of TOUNGE OF 
> FROG.
> 
> Below you'll find the actual text on the package of the novelty toy TOUNGE
> OF FROG, purchased near the Florida Turnpike in 1984 for $1.69 each, 
> American.  Reading the text of TOUNGE OF FROG aloud is one of the sacred 
> rituals of the True Chuch of the Great Green Frog.  All typos verbatim.
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> Frog.  If it is thrown with full of your strenght, it will spit out the 
> tounge, which is like the genuine one from the frog.
> 
>    INSTRUCTIONS FOR TOUNGE OF FROG
> 
> *A product has the stickness and is just like a soft rubber band with high
> contractility.  It can be played to stick the remote objects.
> 
> *Inspite of it is sticky, it is never like the chewing guns which is glued
> tightly and cannot be separated.
> 
> *If the stickness is not good enough, it can be washed by soap.  After it 
> is dried, it cab be used continously many times.
> 
> *The packing paper has printed the bug picture, which can be cut as per
> the black frame and placed on the table; then you can stick the picture
> with your tounge of frog.  The key point for throwing far away is the
> same as the throwing of fish rod, i.e. to throw out slowly with full of
> your strength. Separate it with two hands, then release one hand, throw
> it with full of your strength. No matter what you make a round ball, it
> will recover the original shape.
> 
> CAUTIONS:
> 
> *Never throw out the other person's head.
> 
> *Keep away from fire.
> 
> *Inspite of it is non-toxic, it cannot be eaten.
> 
> *Never pull out tounge of frog hard, as it might be separated.
> 
> *Its content has the oil, so if it touches on cloth, precious object or 
> wall, the stains will remain if you don't care about it.
> 
> *Never put on surface of any object, shall keep in polybag.
> 
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>   Here enduth the reading of the word of the TOUNGE OF FROG.
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