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>From the Daily Show:


SOULS ON ICE 

Iceland, where they'll eat anything warmer than ice, has become the first
country to sell the entire population's genetic code to a biotechnology
company. 

The biotech company, Final Solutions, chose Iceland because for centuries,
their genetic code of fair-skin and blue eyes has remained pure and
uncorrupted. But so far, all they've been able to create is an army of
blonde warriors who want to conquer the sea bass. 

The good news is, in the future, pleasure droids will look like Bjork. 

An Asian biotech company has put in a bid to purchase the genetic code to
Angola's amazingly thick and hearty stock, for reasons they would not
disclose.