Cat got my e-mail.... (fwd)

>  The Cat/English dictionary:
>
> Cat Phrase              Meaning
>
> miaow                   Feed me.
>
> meeow                   Pet me.
>
> mrooww                  I love you.
>
> miioo-oo-oo             I am in love and must meet my betrothed
>                         outside beneath the hedge. Don't wait up.
>
> mrow                    I feel like making noise.
>
> rrrow-mawww             Please, the time is come to tidy the cat box.
>
> rrrow-miawww            I have remedied the cat box untidiness by
>                         shoveling the contents as far out of the box
>                         as was practical.
>
> miaowmiaow              Play with me.
>
> miaowmioaw              Have you noticed the shortage of available
>                         cat toys in this room?
>
> mioawmioaw              Since I can find nothing better to play with,
>                         I shall see what happens when I sharpen my
>                         claws on this handy piece of furniture.
>
> raowwwww                I think I shall now spend time licking the
>                         most private parts of my anatomy.
>
> mrowwwww                I am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of
>                         my private parts did not return with me from
>                         that visit to the vet.
>
> roww-maww-roww          I am so glad to see that you have returned
>                         home with both arms full of groceries. I will
>                         now rub myself against your legs and attempt
>                         to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen.
>
> mmeww                   I believe I have heard a burglar. If you
>                         would like to go and beat him senseless, I
>                         shall be happy to keep your spot in the bed
>                         warm.
>
> gakk-ak-ak              My digestive passages seem to have formed a
>                         hairball. Wherever could this have come from?
>                         I shall leave it here upon the carpeting.
>
> mow                     Snuggling is a good idea.
>
> moww                    Shedding is pretty good, too.
>
> mowww!                  I was enjoying snuggling and shedding in the
>                         warm clean laundry until you removed me so
>                         unkindly.
>
> miaow! miaow!           I have discovered that, although one may be
>                         able to wedge his body through the gap behind
>                         the stove and into that little drawer filled
>                         with pots and pans, the reverse path is
>                         slightly more difficult to navigate.
>
> mraakk!                 Oh, small bird! Please come over here.
>
> ssssroww!               I believe that I have found a woodchuck. I
>                         shall now act terribly brave.
>
> mmmmmmm                 If I sit in the sunshine for another week or
>                         so, I think I shall be satisfied.
>--
>The known is finite, the unknown infinite; intellectually we stand on an
>islet in the midst of an illimitable ocean of inexplicability. Our
>business in every generation is to reclaim a little more land.
>
>    --T. H. Huxley, 1887
>