Vatican top 40

For those who don't know, the Pope has a new CD.


>From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska, 
it's the Top Ten List for March 23, 1999 

Top Ten Song Titles On The Pope's New Album

10. "Girls Just Want To Be Nuns"  
9. "Wind Beneath My Vestments"  
8. "Pretty Fly (For A Celibate Guy)"  
7. "A Whiter Shade Of Robe"  
6. "Exactly Like A Virgin"  
5. "Sistine Candles"  
4. "Take This Job And Read It"  
3. "Gettin' Popey Wit It"  
2. "God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On Me"  
1. "Papa's Got A Brand New Encyclical"  

Late Show web site exclusive: the extra jokes that didn't quite make it
into the Top Ten. 

"Hey Jew" 
"Absolutely No Sympathy For The Devil" 
"Feel Like Making Love...Unfortunately I've Taken A Vow Of Celibacy" 
"Papal Haze" 
"Little Deuce Popemobile" 
"Kung Fu Fighting"