JOKE: Jewish Country Western Songs

>1. "I Was One of the Chosen People ('Til She Chose Somebody Else)"
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>2. "Honkey Tonk Nights on the Golan Heights"
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>3. "I've Got My Foot On The Glass, Where Are You? "
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>4. "My Rowdy Friend Elijah's Comin' Over Tonight"
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>5. "New Bottle of Whiskey, Same Old Testament"
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>6. "Stand by Your Mensch"
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>7. "Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Latkes"
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>8. "I Balanced Your Books, but You're Breaking My Heart"
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>9. "My Darlin's a Schmendrick and I'm All Verklempt"
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>10. "That Shiksa Done Made off with My Heart Like a Goniff"
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>11. "The Second Time She Said 'Shalom', I Knew She Meant 'Goodbye'"
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>12. "You're the Lox My Bagel's Been Missin'"
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>13. "You've Been Talkin' Hebrew in Your Sleep Since that Rabbi Came to
>    Town"
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>15. "Mamas Don't Let Your Ungrateful Sons Grow Up to Be Cowboys
>    (When They Could Very Easily Have Just Taken Over the Family
>    Hardware Business that My Own Grandfather Broke His Back to Start
>    and My Father Sweated Over for Years Which Apparently Doesn't Mean
>    Anything Now That You're Turning Your Back on Such a Gift)"


"God bless Ben Franklin and Bill Gates!"  - my mom, eulogizing on the 
wonders of getting a yahoo! account at the library