Re: Fwd: At these tempertures (fwd)

>>> Jennie Edes-Pierotti <woq14@pbyhzovn.rqh> 10/29/99 9:27:20 AM >>>
I like the -80 one. Go Pack!

> 
> At these Fahrenheit temperatures:
> 
> +65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night.
> +60 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find
> one).
> +50 - Miami residents turn on the heat.
> +45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts.
> +40 - You can see your breath. Californians shiver
>       uncontrollably. Minnesotans go swimming
> +35 - Italian cars don't start.
> +32 - Water freezes.
> +30 - You plan your vacation to Australia.
> +25 - Ohio water freezes. Californians weep.
> Minnesotans eat ice
>       cream. Canadians go swimming
> +20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless.
> New York City
>       water freezes. Miami residents plan vacation
> farther South.
> +15 - French cars don't start. Cat insists on
> sleeping in your
>       bed with you.
> +10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going.
>  +5 - American cars don't start.
>   0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts.
> -10 - German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when
> you blink.
> -15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an
> igloo.
>       Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects. Miami
> residents cease
>       to exist
> -20 - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you.
> Politicians
>       actually do something about the homeless.
> Minnesotans shovel 
>       snow off roof. Japanese cars don't start.
> -25 - Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to
> get the driver
>       going.
> -30 - You plan a two week hot bath. Swedish cars
> don't start.
> -40 - Californians disappear. Minnesotans button top
> button.
>       Canadians put on sweaters. Your car helps you
> plan your trip
>       South.
> -50 - Congressional hot air freezes. Alaskans close
> the bathroom
>       window.
> -80 - Hell freezes over. Polar bears move South.
> Green Bay Packer
>       fans order hot cocoa at the game.
> -90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
> 


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