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01/20/2000


For those with a penchant for trivia.....
=-)


> Subject: In Case You Did Not Know
>
>  If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced
> enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
>
> If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to
> create the energy of an atomic bomb.
>
> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to
> squirt blood 30 feet.
> (Lends a whole new meaning to "a broken heart.")
>
> A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig.)
>
> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over
> that pig thing...)
>
> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is
> that why Flipper was always smiling?)
> > >    >>
> On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
>
> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
> (Hmmmmmmmm...)
>
> You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
>
> Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza everyday.
>
> Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
>
> You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous
> spider.
>
> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than eft-handed
> people do.
> (If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)
>
> In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including
> their eyebrows and eyelashes.
>
> A crocodile cannot stick its own tongue out.
>
> The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight
> and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking
> little bottles of...?) (Who paid for this research??)
>
> Polar bears are left handed.
> (Who knew....?)
> (Is the person who found this out still "among us?")
>
> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. That makes the catfish #1 for the
> animal having the most taste buds.
>
> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
> length of a football field.
>
> A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to
> death.  (Creepy!)
>
> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
> body.
> The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home.
> What the...!")
>
> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
> (In my next life I still want to be a pig... quality over quantity!)
>
> Butterflies taste with their feet.
> (Oh, geez!)
>
> Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
> (Why are their feet so flat)
>
> A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
>
> An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
>
> Starfish don't have brains.
>
> After reading all these, all I can say is..."Damn Pigs!!




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