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Israel - A little light relief
by Uri
Orbach
In America, everyone knows that it is terribly dangerous in Israel
now,
and it is not recommended to travel to Israel.
In Israel everyone
knows that it is dangerous only in the territories
and in a little bit of
Jerusalem.
In Jerusalem everyone knows there is shooting going on, but
only in the
neighborhood of Giloh.
In Giloh everyone knows that it is
dangerous, but only on Ha'anafa
Street.
On Ha'anafa Street everyone
knows that it is dangerous, but not all
along the street, just in the houses
that face Beit Jalla.
In the houses facing Beit Jalla everyone knows it
is dangerous, but
mostly in a few apartments on specific floors that get shot
at occasionally.
In the apartments that get shot at they know it is
dangerous, but not in
all the rooms, just in the kitchen. In the bedrooms and
bathrooms for
instance, it is totally safe.
In the kitchen that gets
shot into they know it is really dangerous, but
not in the entire kitchen,
just near the fridge and toaster. Those near
the fridge know that where
it is really dangerous is in the freezer, which
is directly in the sights of
the sharpshooter from Beit Jalla. You can take
milk and cheese out of the
fridge part without getting hit usually.
Word-of-honor.
And in the
freezer over the fridge part of the refrigerator on one part
of Ha'anafa
Street at the edge of Giloh in Jerusalem in Israel? Oh boy,
it is dangerous
there. If you stand there and get some frozen schnitzels
out of the freezer -
you're taking your life in your hands. So for a few
months, just until things
calm down, we're not going to use the freezer
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