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FW: NY's Resolution - Diet? (Humor)
01/05/2007
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Date: Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:31:03 -0500
Subject: FW: NY's Resolution - Diet? (Humor)
From: Cha Rosenbaum Hajian &yg;pununwvna@pbzpnfg.arg>
To: Stephanie Barlow &yg;fgrcunavr@oneybj.anzr>,
Rhonda
Forman &yg;eyszgy@epa.pbz>, Laura Fizek &yg;ysvmrx@epa.pbz>,
Barbara
Zolit &yg;ombyvg@nby.pbz>,
L T
Rosenbaum &yg;yvfne@nyhz.zvg.rqh>,
Susan
Erickson &yg;fzrevpxfba@pbzpnfg.arg>,
Carolyn
Brodsky &yg;pnebyla@fgreyvatebcr.pbz>,
Marc
Rosenbaum &yg;Znep.W.Ebfraonhz@inyyrl.arg>
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- Have you resolved to lose
weight in the New Year?
- The Purina Diet
- I was in Wal-Mart buying a
large bag of Purina for my
- dog and was in line to check out. A woman behind
- me asked if I had a dog. Duh!
- On impulse, I told her that, no, I was starting The
- Purina Diet again,although I probably shouldn't
- because I'd ended up in the hospital last time,
- but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
- an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of
- most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
- I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and
- that the way it works is to load your pockets or
- purses with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
- or two every time you feel hungry. The package
- said the food is nutritionally complete so I was
- going to try it again.
- I have to mention here that practically everyone in
- the line was by now enthralled with my story,
- particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified,
- she asked if something in the dog food had
- poisoned me and was that why I ended up in
- the hospital.
- I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking
- my rear when a car hit me.
- The guy standing in the back of the line had to
- be carried out.
Marc
Marc Rosenbaum, P.E.
Energysmiths
PO Box 194 (mailing)
172 Bean Road (shipping)
Meriden, NH 03770
603-469-3355
znep@raretlfzvguf.pbz
www.energysmiths.com
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