FW: 12 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support (fwd)

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Subject: FW: 12 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support (fwd)
Author:  Danielle Josette Doberman <qborezna@tjvf2.pvep.tjh.rqh> at INTERNET
Date:    01/31/97 08:29 AM


     
>  The Top 12 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support 
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> 12> "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?" 
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> 11> "...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it." 
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> 10> "So -- what are you wearing?"
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>  9> "Duuuuuude!  Bummer!"
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>  8> "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, 
>      Cap'n."
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>  7> "Press 1 for Support.  Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. 
>      Press 3 if you're with the FTC."
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>  6> "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, 
>      a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."
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>  5> "I'm sorry, Dave.  I'm afraid I can't do that." 
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>  4> "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect." 
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>  3> "Hold on a second...  Mom! Timmy's hitting me!" 
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>  2> "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics." 
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> and the Number 1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support... 
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>  1> "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney." 
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