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The 10 worst cartoon characters

02/07/1997



Friday afternoon fun.

>
>TOP 10 WORST CARTOON CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME (WITH COMMENTARY)
>
>#10- Tweety Bird- You know there's a problem when every single
>     kid roots for the "hero" to be devoured in each episode.  No sense of
>     humor. No personality.  Annoying voice.  Plus he was always tattling.
>     I knew kids like this growing up.  Most of them ate paste, sat in the
>     front of the bus, and got me in trouble.
>
>#9- Grape Ape- A real moron.  All he knows how to say is his
>    name.  And he does so non-stop for a half an hour.  I'd rather watch
>    "Davey and Goliath covet their neighbors model airplane."
>
>#8- Olive Oyl- Am I the only one out there who thought this was
>    one lady NOT worth fighting over?  And that's what they did every
>    episode!  She talks like Edith Bunker and looks like a pipe cleaner
>    with a cheap hat.  Hey, Popeye, you're a sailor... you can do better!
>    Plus Olive can never decide if she wants to date that jerk Brutus or
>    not.  The girl is just bad news.
>
>#7- Petunia Pig- Remember her?  Porky's girlfriend?  She was a real
>    zero.  What was the point of her anyway?  To make Porky look good?
>    Come on, who did they think they're fooling.  We all know Porky is
>    gay.
>
>#6- Pebbles & Bam-Bam, as teenagers-  What were they thinking?
>    Were they trying to cash in on the "Joanie loves Chachi" thing?  And
>    how come every cartoon teenager plays in crumby rock band?  An awful
>    -and thankfully shortlived- idea.
>
>#5- Pepe LePew- Hello, Warner Brothers, ever heard of sexual
>    harassment?  Let's take a good look at this character;  a horny,
>    rapist skunk who's attracted to other species!  NOT good for the
>    kids.  Plus, worse still, he's French.
>
>#4- Alan, from Josie and the Pussy Cats-  How weak was this
>    "Fred" clone?  They even gave him an ascot, for crying out loud.
>    Well, I knew Fred.  I grew up with Fred.  Fred was like a friend of
>    mine.  Let me tell you something... you're no Fred.
>
>#3- Zan and Zana, the Wondertwins-  How many times do we have to say
>    it?  Leave the crimefighting to the professionals!  "Form of...
>    an idiot!"  They should have been voted out of the Hall of Justice a
>    long time ago.  There's no room for dead weight in this game.
>
>#2- Kazoo, from the Flintstones- It's like "Hmmm, a miniature,
>    green spaceman who appears only to Fred Flintstone isn't enough of a
>    stretch.  I know!  Let's give him a snotty London accent!" Um, could I
>    get a drug test from Hanna Barbara, please?
>
>#1- Scrappy Doo-  And, really, who else COULD it be?  This guy
>    ruined Scooby Doo!  Just came in and ruined it!  Scrappy is the Yoko
>    Ono of Saturday morning cartoons.  I can't even talk about it
>    anymore.  It's too upsetting.
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