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The 10 worst cartoon characters
02/07/1997
Friday afternoon fun.
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>TOP 10 WORST CARTOON CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME (WITH COMMENTARY)
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>#10- Tweety Bird- You know there's a problem when every single
> kid roots for the "hero" to be devoured in each episode. No sense of
> humor. No personality. Annoying voice. Plus he was always tattling.
> I knew kids like this growing up. Most of them ate paste, sat in the
> front of the bus, and got me in trouble.
>
>#9- Grape Ape- A real moron. All he knows how to say is his
> name. And he does so non-stop for a half an hour. I'd rather watch
> "Davey and Goliath covet their neighbors model airplane."
>
>#8- Olive Oyl- Am I the only one out there who thought this was
> one lady NOT worth fighting over? And that's what they did every
> episode! She talks like Edith Bunker and looks like a pipe cleaner
> with a cheap hat. Hey, Popeye, you're a sailor... you can do better!
> Plus Olive can never decide if she wants to date that jerk Brutus or
> not. The girl is just bad news.
>
>#7- Petunia Pig- Remember her? Porky's girlfriend? She was a real
> zero. What was the point of her anyway? To make Porky look good?
> Come on, who did they think they're fooling. We all know Porky is
> gay.
>
>#6- Pebbles & Bam-Bam, as teenagers- What were they thinking?
> Were they trying to cash in on the "Joanie loves Chachi" thing? And
> how come every cartoon teenager plays in crumby rock band? An awful
> -and thankfully shortlived- idea.
>
>#5- Pepe LePew- Hello, Warner Brothers, ever heard of sexual
> harassment? Let's take a good look at this character; a horny,
> rapist skunk who's attracted to other species! NOT good for the
> kids. Plus, worse still, he's French.
>
>#4- Alan, from Josie and the Pussy Cats- How weak was this
> "Fred" clone? They even gave him an ascot, for crying out loud.
> Well, I knew Fred. I grew up with Fred. Fred was like a friend of
> mine. Let me tell you something... you're no Fred.
>
>#3- Zan and Zana, the Wondertwins- How many times do we have to say
> it? Leave the crimefighting to the professionals! "Form of...
> an idiot!" They should have been voted out of the Hall of Justice a
> long time ago. There's no room for dead weight in this game.
>
>#2- Kazoo, from the Flintstones- It's like "Hmmm, a miniature,
> green spaceman who appears only to Fred Flintstone isn't enough of a
> stretch. I know! Let's give him a snotty London accent!" Um, could I
> get a drug test from Hanna Barbara, please?
>
>#1- Scrappy Doo- And, really, who else COULD it be? This guy
> ruined Scooby Doo! Just came in and ruined it! Scrappy is the Yoko
> Ono of Saturday morning cartoons. I can't even talk about it
> anymore. It's too upsetting.
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