Fw- The top 15 signs your web master is in a cult

Hey Regis, sound familiar?

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Subject: FW: THE TOP 15 SIGNS YOUR WEBMASTER IS IN A CULT
I was waiting for these to show up....


>THE TOP 15 SIGNS YOUR WEBMASTER IS IN A CULT  
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>15> Every link seems to take you to www.amway.com.  
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>14> Repetition of same banner ads: Stoli, Mott's... 
>    Stoli, Mott's...  
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>13> He brings twenty-three wives to the office Holiday Party.  
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>12> Instead of counting up visitors, your site counts down days 
>    to the apocalypse.  
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>11> Suddenly your travel agency's site is featuring inter-planetary
>    excursions for comet watching and one-way tickets to Guyana.  
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>10> His home page says "Best viewed from the Mothership."  
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> 9> Your website's "Hall of Fame" inductees required to do
>    stint handing out flowers at airport.  
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> 8> Your website is honored as the David Koresh Fan Club's
>    "Site of the Day."  
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> 7> She has 38 roommates, yet is oddly stress-free.  
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> 6> Insists that Sabbath actually begins when "X-files" ends.  
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> 5> Frequently mutters about the "Prophet Steve Jobs" returning
>    to rescue the true believers.   (what does that make Woz....)
>    *another suicide cult*
   
> 4> Not only does he understand Unix, he *IS* one.  
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> 3> Big "N" on your browser replaced by spinning head of
>    Charles Manson.  
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> 2> He only answers to the name, "Doe-bert."  
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>    and the Number 1 Sign Your Webmaster is in a Cult...  
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> 1> Ugly clothes; insufficient diet; lack of sleep; goofy haircut;
>    lives in a mansion; has many followe...  Hey, wait a minute!
>    That's Bill Gates!!  
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