FFYA: Top 16 April Fool's Day Pranks for Geeks (fwd)

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>The Top 16 April Fool's Day
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>Pranks to Pull on Programmers
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>16. Using their e-mail address, post a request for
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>    penpals to the alt.prison.bodypiercing
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>    newsgroup.
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>15. Three words: electric mouse buzzer.
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>14. Assign them to the new "Heaven's Gate"
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>    project.
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>13. "Look, Bill Gates!! Ha! Made ya look!"
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>12. Put them in the same room with a member of the
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>    opposite sex.
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>11. "Have you got Prince Albert in a LAN?"
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>10. Tell them that "everyone knows Star Trek
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>    transporter technology is bogus."
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>9.  10 GOTO 10
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>7.  Swap their monitor for a large cardboard box
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>    with handpuppets. Watch the fur fly!
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>6. Announce that annual raises will be based on a
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>   subjective test of one's ability to "schmooz the
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>   way the butt-kissers in Marketing do."
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>8. Intercept their daily Top 10 List, then remove #8
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>   and re-insert it between #5 and #6.
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>5. Pretend to "discover" a Fox TV website with a
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>   now-out-of-date "Win a Weekend with Gillian
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>   Anderson of X-Files" contest.
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>4. Every hour, on the hour, forward them a warning
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>   about the "Good Times" virus.
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>3. Call them up and ask if their program is running,
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>   and when they says "yes," tell them "Well you
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>   better go catch it!"
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>2. Replace all the Jolt in the soda machine with
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>   Perrier and V8.
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>   and the Number 1 April Fool's Day Prank to Pull
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>   on Programmers...
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>1.Special announcement: "Forget Java -- Starting
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>   immediately, all coding will be done in COBOL."

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