FW: Breaking News Story

> > AIR FORCE DENIES STORIES OF UFO CRASH
> > 
> > Valles Marineris (MPI) - A spokesthing for Mars Air Force denounced
> > as false rumors that an alien space craft crashed in the desert,
> > outside of Ares Vallis on Friday.  Appearing at a press conference
> > today, General Rgrmrmy The Lesser, stated that "the object was, in
> > fact, a harmless high-altitude weather balloon, not an alien
> > spacecraft".
> > 
> > The story broke late Friday night when a major stationed at nearby
> > Ares Vallis Air Force Base contacted the Valles Marineris Daily
> > Record with a story about a strange, balloon-shaped object which
> > allegedly came down in the nearby desert, "bouncing" several times
> > before coming to a stop, "deflating in a sudden explosion of alien
> > gases".  Minutes later, General Rgrmrmy The Lesser contacted the
> > Daily Record telepathically to contradict the earlier report.
> > 
> > General Rgrmrmy The Lesser stated that hysterical stories of a
> > detachable vehicle roaming across the Martian desert were blatant
> > fiction, provoked by incidences involving swamp gas.  But the
> > general public has been slow to accept the Air Force's explanation
> > of recent events, preferring to speculate on the "other-worldly"
> > nature of the crash debris.  Conspiracy theorists have condemned
> > Rgrmrmy's statements as evidence of "an obvious government
> > cover-up", pointing out that Mars has no swamps.