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09/15/1997
In Amsterdam, a world wide convention of brewers was held. The
>>presidents of many of the world's greatest breweries were on
hand,
and
>>many of them decided to go out for dinner together on the first
>>evening.
>>
>>The waiter asked what they would like to drink, and the CEO of
Miller's
>>said, "A Miller's Light please!" The president of Budweiser asked
for
>>a "Bud!". Adolph Coors requested a "Coors." And so it went,
around
the
>>large table, each president asking for the brew from his own
company.
>>
>>Finally, the waiter came to Arthur Guinness. "And you sir?" he
queried.
>>
>>"I'll have a Coke!" was Guinness's reply.
>>"A Coke??!?" The waiter was shocked.
>>"Wouldn't you rather have a Guinness, sir?"
>>
>>Arthur looked at the waiter, and gestured to his companions, "Well,"
>>he said, "If they're not drinking beer, then neither will I"
>
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