fwd: I've Learned

I don't normally plague people with cutesie things, but this is actually
rather cool.  Lots of funny/sweet items; a few that kind of tear your heart
out.

>Date: Wed, 8 Oct 1997 16:09:50 -0400 (EDT)
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>From: phegvf@apev.pbz (Christine Curtis)
>Subject: fwd:  I've Learned
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> while we're on cute/interesting kid things...
>
>I'VE LEARNED...
>
>      I've learned that my daddy can say a lot of words I can't.
>          --- age 8
>
>      I've learned that if you spread the peas out on your plate
>      it looks like you ate more. --- age 6
>
>      I've learned that just when I get my room the way I like it
>      mom makes me clean it up. ---- age 13
>
>      I've learned that you can be in love with four girls at
>      the same time. --age 9
>
>      I've learned that you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a
>      glass of milk. ---age 7
>
>      I've learned that if you laugh and drink soda pop at the same
>      time, it will come out your nose. --- age 7
>
>      I've learned that when mommy and daddy shout at each other
>      it scares me. ---age 5
>
>      I've learned that when daddy kisses me in the mornings he
>      smells like a piece of Jolly Rancher candy.  ---age 10
>
>      I've learned that when I eat fish sticks, They help me swim
>      faster because they're fish. ---age 7
>
>      I've learned that when  I wave at people in the country
>      they stop what they're doing and wave back.  ---age 9
>
>      I've learned that when I grow up, I'm going to be an artist.
>      It's in my blood. --- age 8
>
>      I've learned that you can't judge boys by the way they look.
>      --age 12
>
>      I've learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you
>      should try cheering someone else up.  ---age 13
>
>      I've learned that you should never jump out of a second
>      story window using a sheet for a parachute.---age 10
>
>      I've learned that parents are very hard to live with.
>      ---age 12
>
>      I've learned that sometimes the tooth fairy doesn't always
>      come. Sometimes he's broke.--- age 8
>
>      I've learned that if you talk too long on the phone with a
>      girl, your parents suspect something is going on. --- age 11
>
>      I've learned that girls sweat just as much as boys. --- age 11
>
>      I've learned that when wearing suspenders with one strap down,
>      you need to be careful going to the bathroom. --- age 10
>
>      I've learned if you put a June bug down a girls dress, she
>      goes crazy. ---age 6
>
>      I've learned that it always makes me feel good to see my parents
>      holding hands. --- age 13
>
>      I've learned that you shouldn't confuse a black crayon with a
>      Tootsie Roll. --- age 10
>
>      I've learned that I would like to be a horse and live on a
>      ranch, if only cowboys didn't wear spurs.  ---age 8
>
>      I've learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we
>      sing "Silent Night".  --- age 7
>
>      I've learned that sometimes I don't like to play ball with
>      daddy because he gets mad when I drop the ball. --- age 10
>
>      I've learned that milk helps keep your bones from bending over.
>       ---age 7
>
>      I've learned that the teacher always calls on me the time I
>      don't know the answer. --- age 9
>
>      I've learned how to hold animals without killing them.--- age 5
>
>      I've learned  that when you have three of your wild friends
>      in the car the driver freaks. --- age 9
>
>      I've learned that gold fish don't like jello.  ---age 5
>
>      I've learned that you should say your prayers every night.
>      ---age 9
>