Metric Conversion Chart

(i don't think i've seen this posted here...)

> {{Courtesy of H. Wood}}
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>    10**12 Microphones = 1 Megaphone
>        10**6 bicycles = 2 megacycles
>       500 millinaries = 1 seminary
>     2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
>              10 cards = 1 decacards
>          1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
>           10**-6 fish = 1 microfiche
> 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
>           10**12 pins = 1 terrapin
>        10**21 picolos = 1 gigolo
>            10 rations = 1 decoration
>           100 rations = 1 C-ration
>         10 millipedes = 1 centipede
>        3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
>          5 holocausts = 1 Pentacost
>           10 monologs = 5 dialogues
>           5 dialogues = 1 decalogue
>           2 monograms = 1 diagram
>             8 nickles = 2 paradigms
>          2 snake eyes = 1 paradise
>             2 wharves = 1 paradox