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Important Safety Tip
06/20/1998
Anyone for joining the Peace Corps!
>The following is from the US Government Peace Corps Manual for its
>volunteers who work in the Amazon Jungle. It tells what to do in case
>you are attacked by an anaconda. Now an anaconda is the largest snake in
>the world. It is a relative of the boa constrictor, it grows to
>thirty-five feet in length and weighs between three and four hundred
>pounds at the maximum. This is what the manual said:
>1. If you are attacked by an anaconda, do not run. The snake is faster
>than you are.
>2. Lie flat on the ground. Put your arms tight against your sides, your
>legs tight against one another
>3. Tuck your chin in.
>4. The snake will come and begin to nudge and climb over your body.
>5. Do not panic
>6. After the snake has examined you, it will begin to swallow you from
>the feet and - always from the end. Permit the snake to swallow your
>feet and ankles. Do not panic
>7. The snake will now begin to suck your legs into its body. You must
>lie perfectly still. This will take a long time.
>8. When the snake has reached your knees slowly and with as little
>movement as possible, reach down, take your knife and very gently slide
>it into the side of the snake's mouth between the edge of its mouth and
>your leg. then suddenly rip upwards, severing the snake's head.
>9. Be sure you have your knife.
>10. Be sure your knife is sharp.
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